А что Кромка обещает тебе в грядущем году?

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среда, 27 ноября 2024 в 15:46

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Может, где-то в природе существуют архивы всех ББ?

web.archive.org/web/20200727003101/http://www.c...
здесь до 2018 года довольно полный архив перекрестка, можешь скопировать себе фанфики. Кое-где даже ссылки на скачку работают.

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понедельник, 11 ноября 2024 в 12:24

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Дженсен подробнее расскзал про ту ссору на площадке в первом сезоне. Может он и раньше это говорил, но я такого не помню.
Это было на съемках "Hell House", 1.17, сцена в магазине пластинок. Джеи стали спорить, где кто должен был стоять и куда должна смотреть камера, и никто не хотел уступать другому, и они начали орать друг на друга перед съемочной группой. Потом они разошлись по своим трейлерам и позже помирились в трейлере для тренировок.
В той сцене из серии даже видно, какой Дженсен злой, и Джаред напряженный, хотя они очень хорошо постарались, чтобы это скрыть.

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Ещё перлы с анонки))

вторник, 30 августа 2022 в 10:18

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А сейчас вышел что ли? )))
Там сложно. Мейша начал вылезать, но застрял и перекрыл выход Дженсену.

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Не только душу отвела,ещё и подарок вручили!Спасибо!)

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Придётся установить вайбер на всякий))

Инста,ФБ и вотсап не работают.Надолго ли?)

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Анонка))))

17.09.2021 в 00:46

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На ЛГБТ кто-то нападал?
Какой-то злой анон потребовал расширить круг лиц, для которых кастрюль может служить репрезантацией, назвав его гендер-флюидным ксенопедонекрофилом. Примчалась психологиня с пеной у рта и обозвала анонов старыми кошелками, не видящими сакральной разницы между кошерными бисексуалами и неправославными зоофилами.

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Закрытая запись, не предназначенная для публичного просмотра

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10.07.2021 в 02:33

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6 сезон - почти всегда 2 миллиона с чем-то, 7 сезон - 1 миллион с чем-то, 8 сезон - снова 2 миллиона с чем-то. они же реально упали с его уходом и снова выросли после возвращения

Сериал был передвинут на пятницу в так называемый смертельный слот. Острофф хотела убить сериал, и поставила его на время с наименьшим числом зрителей. Сериал постепенно начал терять зрителей. И наличие каси или его отсутствие на рейтинги никак не влияло. Касенька вернулся в 07.17 и именно с этой серии и до конца сезона рейтинги сезона самые низкие.
Что касается 8 сезона. Через неделю после финалки 7 сезона сериал попал на нетфликс, а это позволило молодым зрителям, которые в 2005 году еще под стол пешком ходили влиться в число традиционных зрителей. Понимаешь, что произошло? Те, кто никогда раньше не смотрел сериал после 7 сезона посмотрели его на нетфликс и побежали теряя тапки смотреть 8 сезон в эфире. Произошел прыжок рейтингов. Помимо этого, Педовиц передвинул сериал с пятницы на время покомфортнее для сериалов.

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26.06.2021 в 20:04

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Мне интересно, что Дженсен сказал Джареду? В личном разговоре.
Дж.1 Так, значит договорились, я бросаю говно на вентилятор.
Дж.2 ОК, а я гоню говно по трубам.

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26.06.2021 в 13:05

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Но все таки, что случилось, если отбросить эти пафосные речи, как думаете?

Как вариант: зная Джареда, решили разнести новость по ебеням и словить хайп на одной его реакции. Оч.удобно, кстати, и совсем не затратно, анон.

Если серьёзно, на трезвую голову: а что было, собственно? Хронология:
1. Ранние разговоры Дженсена о нескольких проектах на основе СПН, над которыми работают. Что кто-то из команды будет участвовать.
2. Совместные разговоры Джеев, что оба не исключают возможность возврата и совместной работы в каком-то одном проекте (и это явно не Уокер, не знаю, что за это великое шоу так переживают пададевы?)
3. Эклзы объявили, что планируют шоу приквел к СПН по истории Джона и Мэри. Спецом указали год - 1972. До рождения Дина 7 лет, до рождения Сэма - 11. Даже до встречи взрослого Дина с родителями и контракта Мэри с желтоглазым - и то год.
4. Джаред сходил в сети "на полайкать", прочитал сообщение и искренни возмутился: почему ему ничего не сообщили? (В этом месте встрепенулись истинные изреальщики, почуяв грядущие семейные разборки - а, нет, публичного распила мебели не случилось). По пути отвесил пинка не вовремя подвернувшемуся под руку Робби.
5. В сеть выполз Садомазыч - не разобравшись, чирикнул что-то благостно-благословляющее про грядущий проект. Был вбит волной со стороны фанаток нах.
6. Джа потёр пинок Робби (кажется уже после поста Крипке было, но не уверена) и замолчал.
7. Хз что "летало" в эфирах между Торонто и Остином, но разродились чем разродились: Джаред привычно сделал вид, что ничего не было, Дженсен, не менее привычно сообщил, что ему вообще всё пофиг. Волнения в рядах фанатов пофиг обоим, они вообще привычные.

Никто из Джеев ни опроверг и не подтвердил инфы, что "Джаред был не в курсе", публично никто ни перед кем не извинился (надеюсь, хоть офф-лайн вопросы закрыли).

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Потерянные смайлы (подарок анона)

06.04.2021 в 11:10

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Анончики, параноидальный хомяк во время прошлогоднего дайри-пиздеца со смайлами скопировал их адреса в текстовый файл. Делюсь теми, что потеряны:

богачество

Позитив:

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<img class="smile" alt=":gh3:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/50185200.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":nechto:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/54205335.gif">

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Крейзи:

<img class="smile" alt=":crazylove:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/57872790.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":kaktus:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/54205389.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crztuk:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208236.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzjump:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208335.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzjump2:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208371.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzfan:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208410.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crznope:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208524.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzalien:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208617.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzdrink:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208698.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzsong:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208749.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzbayan:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208767.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzhug:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208818.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzwoopie:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208911.gif"

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<img class="smile" alt=":crzdance:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54208992.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzgirls:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54209019.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":crzsot:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/1/3/8/1138/54209037.gif">

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Прочие:

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<img class="smile" alt=":facepalm2:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/67280141.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":facepalm3:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/67280270.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":zzzz:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/1/0/1/9/1019/85415413.gif">

Зверушки:

<img class="smile" alt=":doggy:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/0/0/0000/34909568.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":kissmouse:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/49095054.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":mammut:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/49572471.jpg">

<img class="smile" alt=":NYslon:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/49572507.jpg">

<img class="smile" alt=":los:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/50112987.gif">

Fantasy:

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<img class="smile" alt=":dragon2:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/71826865.gif">

<img class="smile" alt=":dragon3:" src="https://secure.diary.ru/userdir/0/0/6/7/0067/71826885.gif">

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А что выпадет из заветной шляпы вам?

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26.02.2021 в 18:57

хотя по любимости первая - эта

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26.02.2021 в 19:22

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Jensen Sunk Your Ship из Тумбочки(https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/jensensunkyourship

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06.02.2021 в 14:57

The post-SPN meteoric rise of Misha Collins
ЧАСТЬ 3
***

2022
He picked up the phone without realizing it and his agent was already talking a mile a minute. " -- will not BELIEVE who wants you to come in and audition!"

Audition.
God, how he hated that word. He rolled over on the uncomfortable couch and the old sсript pages he'd been autographing for eBay drifted to the floor like feathers from angel wings and he sadly made a note of the irony so he could share it with Twitter later. "At any point in this sсript, do I eat a baby?"

His agent paused for a few seconds too long. "I think that's a really oversimplified way of --”

"DO I EAT A BABY?"

"I'll... call you back."

He shivered into the trench coat.

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2023
The execs at Dancing with the Stars hadn't gotten back to him. And since he was watching the first episode of the new season of Dancing with the Stars on his couch, the trench coat wrapped tightly around him, he was pretty sure they weren't going to call. Unless Katherine Heigl fell down again. At this thought, he perked up again and thought the word fall really hard at the television.

Well, at least he still had the convention circuit, right?

Speaking of which, he had fans out there. Fans he should interact with.

He visited FuckyDoneGotMeFuckedUpFamFUCKYEAH2021's profile as he often did.

The pinned post at the top of Fucky's profile said: FUCKY OUT THERE DOIN WHAT DESTIEL COULD NOT
He hesitated, but composed a hasty reply to the pinned tweet. "what the hell is fucky?"

MINIONS CHORUS: OMG HE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT FUCKY I MEAN CAN YOU NOT THAT’S ADORABLE I AM SCREAMING
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2024
"This 'what the hell is fucky' meme? This is the best thing to happen to your career, MC Skat Cat. Listen, don't think of it like... intellectually, think of it like your foot in the door, you know? Exposure!”

Misha ignored his agent, holding the phone closer to his ear. "But consider this. A reality show, about my life, like a look at the quirky inner workings of my family? And like my kids are nuts and I'm kinda nuts too? And we cook things and I make chairs and some of the humor is that I kind of make people uncomfortable like with my intensity. Shake the paradigm, you know?"

He could practically see his agent nodding, ruminating, turning over the idea, kicking the tires. "Let me run that up the flagpole, Big M, and I'll call you back."

He felt good about this. Really good.

He had the conventions coming up. He was still out there. He was still grinding, keeping his brand alive. Not everyone could be in a successful reboot of the Indiana Jones franchise or a critically-acclaimed gritty noir remake of Pride & Prejudice. There was integrity in acting because of a raw need... for... food. His Supernatural money wasn’t going to last forever.

A couple week later, his phone rang, a sound he was starting to dread more than any other sound in the world. Was it an offer worthy of his talent, or was it another insult?

It was his contact at the convention. "I know this is a little late notice, Mr. Collins, but we wanted to know if we could shift your panel to one of the venues here that's a little more intimate."

"Intimate? You mean smaller."

"Well, yes. I mean, we need the space we reserved for you for a big up-and-coming panel: 'Romancing the Bromance: Falcon and Bucky." He chuckled. "The kids call it --"

"Fucky," Misha said bitterly. "Another ship that only exists in the minds of a desperate, sexually-frustrated fandom?"

There was a long silence on the line. "Uh, no. They're... the characters are married. Well, it was a hand-fasting sort of thing in a church. It was very meaningful. On the finale last season, Hydra kidnapped Sam and Bucky reverted back to his Hydra programming. We're gonna have Anthony AND Seb and --"

Misha abruptly ended the call and tried to collect his bearings. So Mucky... what? MUCKY MEANT NOTHING?

Twitter would know what to do.

MishaCollins: #TBT @ JensenAckles You could probably steal this look for Indiana Jones but you'd have to be a real man to pull it off xoxo #knowyourlimitations #cantbestopped #looktoyourleader #youreoutthereflyinghigh #imhererideordie #alwayswatching #betterthanfucky
Misha uploaded a picture of himself in the trench coat. It felt like it had always been home for him. From the signed sсript pages and some rubber cement, he fashioned makeshift angel wings that flared out menacingly behind him.

MINIONS CHORUS: WHY IS HE SO SALTY ABOUT A CANON GAY SHIP, ISN’T THIS PROGRESS??? #PROBLEMATIC #WHITEMANWALKING MISHA COLLINS IS... CANCELLED!
When the notification came in, as soon as he got done trying (and failing) to make sense of it, Jared frantically texted Jensen.

Jared: do NOT look at twitter rn ignore that notification
Jensen: did i drunk tweet again
Jared: no no just no twitter ok
Jensen: a morning without twitter?
Jensen: heavens no
Jensen: girls in Brazil are countin on me
Jensen: but that makes me wanna look
Jensen: AND YOU KNOW THIS
Jared: don't do it
Jared: DO NOT
Jensen: shit
Jensen: what'd he do now?
Jared: well it's -- remember when he wrote that editorial for Huffpost about how a person can be gay without knowing? this is like way worse
Jared: like a 50-50 split between actual
Jared: psychotic break or maybe
Jared: idk, performance art?
Jared: I mean does it look like a psychotic break because it's really performance art or
Jensen: stop
Jensen: stop typing
Jensen: i do not have the caffeine for your shit
Jensen: wait
Jensen: back the fuck up
Jensen: he's wearing the coat
Jensen: the one wardrobe accused us of taking???
Jared: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK
Jensen: KNOWING THAT I WOULD LOOK
Jensen: WHEN YOU SAID IT
Jared: should we call someone
Jared: i feel like he might need some kind of help
Jensen: alright i wasn't gonna show you
Jensen: he sent me this a month ago
Jensen: (uploads photo of a t-shirt that reads, over a jagged and abstract moose silhouette: "Jared Padalecki? More like JARED PADACOCKBLOCKY")
Jared: wow
Jensen: i know
Jared: but i mean
Jared: that doesn't even
Jared: it doesn't even "scan" right?
Jared: it has an extra syllable
Jared: jensen
Jensen: oh i'm sorry i was hitting myself in the face as hard as i could
Jensen: but yes
Jensen: that's the big issue with it jared
Jensen: that it doesn't "scan"
Jensen: you nailed it buddy 👍
Jared: shut up
Jared: hey
Jared: is it weird that I kinda want one?
Jared: jayyy
Jared: is that weird
Jensen: i bought you one for your birthday
Jensen: but you have to act surprised

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06.02.2021 в 14:57

The post-SPN meteoric rise of Misha Collins
ЧАСТЬ 2

MishaCollins: @ DestielMoistens of course
DestielMoistens: @ MishaCollins what was that baby you ate made out of? Was it like a soy protein thing or what lol
Misha shook his head and looked at his other mentions for the reassuring "choke me daDDY//" that he had come to rely on as part of his morning routine.

Well, there was such a message, but not from M33shm33gos. But from someone with the same avatar but named FuckyDoneGotMeFuckedUpFamFUCKYEAH2021. But hey, the message was still there. That's what mattered.

But what the hell did that handle mean? And wasn't it too long for Twitter?

While he was out there grinding, the world had moved on without him. Twitter, his steady companion, his loyal steed, had changed.

What else had changed?

MINIONS CHORUS: DESTIEL PAVED THE WAY FOR THE CANON YOU GET TODAY
Damn. That was a good idea for a t-shirt. Misha made a note in his phone.

***

Misha looked at the sсript they had handed him, for his very first episode of NCIS: Cleveland. Back in the warm and loving embrace of the NCIS family.

He read over it a couple of times, then looked up and tried to calmly count to ten. He asked no one in particular, "Okay, very funny, haze the new guest star. Where's my real sсript?"

A harried production assistant slowed just enough to ask him who he was.

"MISHA. COLLINS."

"That... is the sсript. Everyone got the same sсript Mr. Cullins."

"COLLINS."

"Yes! Sorry."

"So this isn't a joke? This isn’t like a really obvious (flattering, but obvious) homage to my star turn on Riverdale?”

The PA stopped. “You were on Riverdale?”

“Yes I was... I ate a baby, it was a big scene. Fangoria ranked it as the 17th creepiest moment on television for 2021.”

"Well, sir, we are a CBS show. We don't know how you do things up in Hollywood of the Great White North, but we here at CBS do not joke."

So it was true. Here it in his first sсript for NCIS: Cleveland, his first step back into the harsh light of show business, he played a character with the name Cornelius (maybe they'd forgotten to put the last name), whose name at NCIS, on their plasma screen crime display, was BABYEATER.

The Babyeater storyline was wrapped up sooner than expected, and the death of his character seemed pretty... final. (Crammed into a trash compactor. Were there NO ORIGINAL IDEAS ANYMORE?)

He approached a production assistant who he had once seen talk to a guy who he knew, for a fact, had lunch with a dude on Wednesdays who was almost cordial with one of the execs.

"You could bring me back," he explained breathlessly.

"I'm sorry, have we --?"

"I WAS THE BABYEATER! Your big two-part premiere?!”

"Right, of course, uh --"

"You could bring me back! Like maybe I didn't really die? You know, like 'oh it's a different character in this same form.' Or like a twin brother or something."

"Sir, we don't know how you did it up there in America's Socialist Toque, but here in the United States of CBS, once a character is dead, they stay dead. Especially when they were shoved into a trash compactor after eating many, many adorable babies. Deaths are final. We don't pull our punches."

Misha sighed. Yes, here, free of the sci-fi ghetto, he imagined that was the way it had to be. He was working with grown-ups now. Professionals. Roles began and ended organically. It was clean. Efficient. It forced one to --

The man who talked to the man who had lunch with the man who was almost cordial with an exec added, "I mean... unless they have a really high Q score or something."

MINIONS CHORUS: Hollywood just isn't ready for Misha!
NCIS: Well, we actually film in Cleveland from a very generous grant from the Ohio Film Coun --
MINIONS CHORUS: HOLLYWOOD 👏 JUST 👏 ISN'T 👏 READY 👏 FOR 👏 MISHA 👏 👏 👏
***

He tells himself he's just taking another break, that sometimes things happen for a reason. He's walking by a convenience store, wondering if he might want some kale chips, and then he sees it: Jensen's face on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. Mocking him with his charming but cocky grin and the distinguished laugh lines. His hair that was messy enough to be roguish --

The man behind the register slapped the front counter impatiently. "Buddy, if you're gonna read the whole thing, you might as well pay the four bucks."

He was not mentioned in the article.

"Well, Twitter still loves me," he murmured to himself and took out his phone.

@ jensenackles didn’t mention me in his Entertainment Weekly exclusive but I know that they mentioned me and that he gazed at them warmly. #youcantdenyit
But he had no mentions from ...Fucky whatever. None.

He checked to make sure FuckyWhatever's account still existed. Twitter sometimes got fascist with these purges.

FuckyWhatever had been tweeting all morning. From what he could gather, FuckyWhatever was really, really excited. About something. But he couldn't really make sense of the words.

Well, if something big had happened in FuckyWhatever's life... some things were more important than him. Some things were more important than Twitter. Allegedly.

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06.02.2021 в 14:56

ох сорри, уебищно слетели смайлы и форматирование. сейчас еще разок) в 3 частях. это практически пьеса!)

The post-SPN meteoric rise of Misha Collins
ЧАСТЬ 1


The post-SPN meteoric rise of Misha Collins
Well, it was done. Supernatural was over. The last slate cracked down. The last piece of his yellow tape was scraped off the floor.

It was over.

Misha Collins was free.

2020
He took the rest of that year off, naturally. Those 28 days of filming per year? The mileage they had put on him, on his spirit? He needed rest.

As soon as he’d gone through his morning ritual of making coffee in the French press and then forgetting he had made it and then pretending he hadn’t just dumped it down the sink, he sat down at his computer for the first order of business. The first thing he did every morning.

He checked his Twitter mentions.

M33shm33gos: .@ MishaCollins choke me daDDY//
Like clockwork. So reassuring. M33shm33gos was always there for him.

MINIONS CHORUS: I'd say @ MishaCollins deserves a little downtime after that! He needs some space... to plot his next move. To wipe away the stink of Supernatural to rise like a phoenix from the ashes. TO SHOW PEOPLE WHAT HE CAN DO WHEN HE’S GIVEN A GOOD STORY.
Misha’s finger hovered over the button, over that empty heart under the tweet. Would he do it? Would he bring light to this young person’s day by liking their tweet, by letting them know that he cared that they cared that he cared?

“No,” he said firmly to himself. “Hold back. Be mysterious.”

2021
Barely two months into the year, Misha was cast for one episode of Riverdale. His character ate a baby, and apparently did so quite convincingly.

MINIONS CHORUS: This is it! It's finally happening! His Q score is up by 2 points!
He played the role. He ate the baby (it was shaped meatloaf with some kind of awful fondant).

For a few months, nothing happened. There was no buzz. No offers. No sizzle.

His agent tried to console him. "Hey, Mixmaster Mish, that's how it is sometimes, something takes a little time to get into the zeitgeist, you know? To like breach the consciousness of the age 18-45 demographic. And look at the social engagement!"

The agent triumphantly showed him the tweet that was on their screen. “Check this out! You’re gonna be happy!”

gayandstabbyaf creepy-ass mofo on riverdale just lowkey ate a baby FFFFFFUUUU #2021GonnaBeLIT 👶

"It would've been nice if they referred to you by name, obviously, but 600 retweets!" His agent, taking in his look, amended hastily, "It's not you they think is creepy. The character is creepy. Because of the life you brought to that character, MC Hammer."

He liked when they called him MC Hammer. Made him feel hip, like they were all in on a great joke. "Well, I didn't think it was because of... It was because of the baby."

"Right! Exactly. Totally not the audience's impression of, you know... you. Just uh, a very, uh, visceral reaction to the baby that you -- that Higgens the Babyeater ate. Speaks well of your, you know, believability."

"But you checked, right? They meant the character?"

"Oh, totally, MC Breed feat Tupac. Yeah. We, uh... like I said, good social engagement. Top notch. And wait until we get the Netflix numbers back when the full season is released there. Today's consumers? They like a good binge, a little Netflix and chill if you know what I'm saying. That's when we get the big picture. People don’t watch TV anymore, baby. It’s a new age.”

CASS4DEANW @ MishaCollins, I just caught your star turn on Riverdale. DUDE, that was fuckin amazing. I mean, we don't know for sure that your character died, we didn't see any brain matter fly out of the trash compactor, so when are you coming back? Later next season? Sweeps week?
Wait.

Yes. He could pressure them to bring him back!

He gathered all the minions together, dozens of them, and had them tweet non-stop at the Riverdale showrunners that this character could really galvanize the show's audience. Incentivized by a new t-shirt (IT WILL ALWAYS BE CANON TO THIS BITCH), they @ ‘ed the Riverdale execs all day and night, for days. Only a few of them get blocked.

It was a couple more months before he heard from his agent again: NCIS: Cleveland was in the early stages of production, destined to make Kevin James a household name. Two-part pilot with a hit-the-ground-running sort of case.

"Two episodes?" Misha says, trying not to sound... well, a little bit hurt. But he was a... he had been a series regular. Well, recurring, then regular, then... whatever. He was one of the MAIN GUYS. HE WAS A BIG DEAL!

"Two episodes to start," his agent says. "Listen to me, Not-That-Young MC (I kid, Mish, I kid), you’re gonna go in there, and you’re gonna Lazarus Rising this bitch like I know you can.”

“Lazarus Rising,” Misha repeated to himself like a mantra, feeling the power of the episode title flow through him.

MINIONS CHORUS: HIS Q SCORE IS STILL UP BY 2 POINTS I MEAN THAT KIND OF CONSISTENCY FOR A CHARACTER ACTOR IS --
Misha DID feel good about this. He hit up Twitter the next morning.

@ jensenackles @ jarpad Look just because you don't get to eat babies on a breakthrough show doesn't mean you should feel too intimidated to talk to me #idonteatthefleshofadults #unlessyouasknicely
Jensen was checking to see if the Cowboys had shit the bed again while he was on the plane and saw the Twitter notification. “What the --?”

Jensen: wtf is this tweet
Jared: dude
Jared: i was just texting you
Jensen: nah
Jensen: this isn't gonna be part of my life
Jensen: never saw it
Jensen: didn't happen, burn it all down
Jared: ugh
Jared: oh no
Jensen: ??/
Jared: accidentally clicked the heart
Jared: jensen I liked it
Jared: what do I do
Jensen: wHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
Jared: I KNOW
Jensen: well you can't unlike it now or it'll be a thing
Jared: ugh part 2
Jensen: you just gotta suck it up
Jensen: do not engage
Jared: but now i feel like it's more weird
Jared: if i don't say something
Jared: like what if i just respond with like an emoji
Jared: like a laugh emoji 🤣 (or the other one if this seems too strong)
Jared: or like a raised eyebrow 🤨
Jared: or that “wow yikes” with the drop of sweat thing 😅
Jensen: that would be engaging right?
Jared: yeah but
Jensen: and I said not to do that
Jared: listen
Jensen: are you lookin closely at ur phone
Jared: well i’m texting you on my phone so i’m looking at it
Jensen: DO
Jensen: NOT
Jensen: ENGAGE
Jared: FINE
Jensen: fine
Jared: ugh part 3
Jared: ugh part 3 Tokyo drift
Jared: 🤣🤣🤣
Jared: you're sighing heavily
Jared: i heard it
Jared: i'm in NY but i heard it

MINIONS CHORUS: (watching and waiting all that day into the next, in shifts) Oh suuure, Jared liked the tweet, but was that any way for Jensen of all people to treat the actor who had single-handedly saved Supernatural? That had helped make Jensen the (not as cool) half of an ICONIC SHIP, AFTER HE HELPED LAUNCH JENSEN TO A BRIGHT FUTURE?
DestielMoistens: @ MishaCollins: Man I am so disappointd in Jenson that's how you find out who someone really is, the way they treat the people who carried them
Maybe he grinned a little warmly at this frequent misspelling of Jensen’s name. Maybe he would tweet at Jensen later and misspell it. Like Jansson, or Jinsen, or Genssin.

MishaCollins: Thank you @ DestielMoistens but I'm sure that Jensen is just busy. AS AM I. I mean, we don't LIVE on Twitter right?
DestielMoistens: omg he responded to my tweet hoolllly fuck dude okay while I have your attention @ MishaCollins can I ask you a question?
Misha smiled knowingly, so familiar with what would happen next. Was it secretly canon the whole time? Yes. Did Misha play it romantically? Yes, obviously. Was it just not the "right time" for the ship? If the show were made now, wouldn't it be canon? Yes. A million times over, yes. Every time Jensen wore a shade of red, did that mean that Dean and Castiel had made love the night before? Of course. When Jensen held a whisky glass in his left hand, did it signify that he was silently loving Castiel with all his heart? Obviously.

Like a king, he waited to grant the largesse of his insider knowledge of what had made Supernatural tick behind the scenes. I mean, what was the CW gonna do? Fire him?

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Пишет Гость:

17.01.2021 в 21:23

мб Джаред еще не дал динокас каноном сделать?

Конечно, Джаред и не дал. Дженсен-то ведь всю дорогу стоял за динокас, так мечтал поголубеть к финалу, штаны снять, а там радужные трусы. "Люблю тебя тоже, Кас"- но по-испански. Все лето учил по "Просто Марии".
А эта шпала техасская поперек комнаты сценаристов лег, и сучил ногами, что ни на какие уокеровские съемки не поедет, если Дина пидорасом сделают.

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13.01.2021 в 23:04

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15.12.2020 в 11:39

но блин, я забыла, почему у Джареда канонично коммунистические) почему каски не объяснили??
Как это не объснили? Дестиель в финале не состоялся, потому что подлые русские хакеры, науськанные коварным винцестником Путиным, взломали нахуй все деократические сервера, подменили спн-сценаристов Толстоевским и написали эпичный винцестный финал. А обнаженная грудь Джареда с пятиконечной звездой - это всемирно известный кинк ВВП (он еще хотел Падалеки верхом на медведя посадить, а Эклза на истребитель, чтоб в рай лететь, но Трамп уговорил его ограничиться собакой и Импалой, мол, так каноничнее и меньше подозрений). Короче, проклятые коммунистические сиськи отвлекли внимание широкой международной общественности от высматривания дестиэля в рисунке обоев, и скандальный братский финал состоялся.

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